*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*
f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade
white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.
”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye