holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

claphne:

it’s called fashion look it up