lady-tyrell:

varys has so much attitude at every council meeting it’s the best

heavens2betsy:

_{B.J. and Justin Upton were joined by their father, Manny “Bossman” Upton, and B.J.’s son, Riley, as the four took the field to throw out the ceremonial first pitch on Father’s Day.}

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

blagthen:

phangirlingphanatic:

OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE WEIRDEST BEST THINGS ON THE PLANET

So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow

trust me tho, it gets better.

They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!

But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow

AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED 

wow your eye shadow is pretty

“thanks it’s no oscar for leo dicaprio”

wat

moonyandthediamonds:

hesdeadjim:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk

infinitenap:

(x)

I’m sorry ma’am there was nothing we could do

amifunnyyetor:

suitsandorcleavage:

condoleezza-ricearoni:

pie-sandwich:

Insomnia

whoa

I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match

i feel like thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

windspray:

people who have perfect bodies but eat junkfood and don’t exercise is the reason I hate everyone